nikittin:

Witness Itachi Uchiha’s ten-step process of sweeping a girl off her feet:

1) Grab girl of your choosing. (This isn’t going to offend her because, damn, what girl would resist you?)

2) Say something charming like, “Hey, ‘sup.” 

3) As she stutters to answer you, move in closer and give a come-hither look.

4) She’ll be blown away by your intensity. (Her hair will be literally blown back by your hotness.)

5) Her eyes will not leave you.  Not even flying explosive animals or freaky immortals in the background will exist to her.

6) Turn up your smex eyes and in your most husky voice say, “I like your style.” (Again, her hair will be blown back by the sheer power of your sex appeal.)

7) Hold girl closer.

8) Move in for the kill.

9) Hear her squeal of girlish delight as you make motions to…

10) Sweep said girl off her feet.