psy-kylo-gy:

Force Ghost Luke: I know you can’t control this Force bond thing, but you shouldn’t just kneel by her cot and watch her sleep. It’s weird.

Kylo: You’re right, I should watch her sleep while standing over her with my lightsaber.

Force Ghost Luke: …..

Kylo: …….

Rey: *sleeptalking*

Force Ghost Luke: Wait, what did she say?

Kylo: She said “Master Luke, please, anything but the green milk!”…

Force Ghost Luke: ……..

Kylo: Did you seriously traumatize us BOTH?!?!?