What your favourite Daedric Prince says about you

Azura: You are that friend, the mom friend
Boethiah: angsty gay
Clavicus Vile: Your friends hate you
Hermaeus Mora: You bore everyone 2 death, pls stop
Hircine: People don’t ignore you because they don’t like you, people ignore you because you’ve always got your top off and you’re always shouting the ‚hunt is on‘ like jesus beth we’re just going shopping not to the fucking safari
Jygallag: Everytime you go out you come back home and everything is out of place, like what the FUCK. no this goes there, that goes there. It’s almost like someone came back in here just to mess it up a little
Malacath: you can squash melons with those thighs, like damn
Mehrunes Dagon: You never grew out of your teenage years, u probs still wear a cap backwards while skateboarding down the street nd your favourite song is ‚breaking the law‘
Mephala: You’d fuck a spider
Meridia: Everyone must be judged. everyone. bc they’re probs lame and they need 2 know it
Molag Bal: You want people to hate you, don’t you?
Namira: u say it’s grunge but dude seriously it’s been six weeks since you’ve washed, take better care of yourself buddy
Nocturnal: I know u think the darkness adds to ‚ambience‘ or whatever but for fucks sake ur house is a death trap, can’t walk an inch without trippin on some shit
Peryite: The flu is the only thing that visits you more than once, and that’s probably because you’ve got the flu all the time and ewww, cooties
Sanguine: jesus, you want to fuck him, don’t you?
Sheogorath: Ermagawdurso randoms! RAWR! *glomp* nom nom nom >:3
Vaermina: don’t complain about people avoiding you, I mean maybe if you weren’t into jump scares so much