zodiacs as tes lore:

aries: the eruption of red mountain
taurus: when alessia and morihaus banged
gemini: the dwemer disappearing
cancer: when molag bal got angry because dragons enslaved mortals before he did
leo: pelinal whitestrake
virgo: kahjiit are actually elves but then azura changed them into what they are today
libra: queen barenziah doing the diddle dangle with talos
scorpio: argonians changing gender whenever
sagittarius: bosmer are opposite vegans
capricorn: how the fuck did yokuda sink
aquarius: that one time sheogorath made a cheese joke
pisces: nords being “oppressed”