Little girl´s favourite man

magnificentmarkey:

When I was ten, I saw the Peter Pan movie (2003). And I loved that movie. And when bunch of girls were drooling all over blonde cheeky Peter Pan´s pics in magazines I was the quiet child in the corner. And do you know what? My favourite character was there only once and none of the girls said anything good or at least interesting about him. And do you know who catch my eye on the silver screen?

Aeyh. Captain James Hook. I didn´t care he´s villain and that he wants to kill Peter. He was adult and he treat Peter as an equal and he threatened him as one too. Yes, he was mocking him and aiming for his weak spots, but he would do the same with any adult. On the other hand he don´t ignore Peter as an annoying child who just need to be locked in his room. He was maybe the only one adult I saw accepting child and his oppinions as valuable.

And I was really shocked when I found some time later that there is another character being played by the same actor!

Indeed. Wendy´s father Mr. George Darling. I was trying to find out why it´s the same actor and somewhere on the internet I found that every litle girl want to marry her father. And it starts bugging me. 

And it starts disturbing me… A LOT. Because It´s wrong, isn´t it? I decided to leave that fandom and never think about it again…

And then that guy come.

And I despise him. From my very soul. He was evil. He tried to kill Harry. He was mean at Hermione. He endanger Ginny and the whole school. And do you know what else? He´s villain and he scared me. Something was so off when it came t him. Something fishy. And do you know what was that? He´s BLONDE.

And it was really shocking when I was told he´s played by the same actor as my Hook too! (Jason Isaac btw)

I guess you already found out how my father looks like, don´t you?

And you are right.

Yeah. That´s me and my dad chilling on the beach. 

And do you remember me saying something about who girls wants to marry?

Science says it is because our parents acts as our role models. And we seek in our partners the same or direct opposite atributes. And after that, I decided to make a little research. 

Who else is my favourite character?

Pirate… Ehm I wanted to say Will Turner.

Zoro.

Jackpot! Two in one. 

Too late. Dwayne Johnson looks good everywhere.

But let´s make it real…. I have spot for animated characters too!

Why the blond one, Pocahontas? Why?!? Kocoum is better!

Jim Hawkins. My first crush. Seriously. The one I recognized and felt.

And do you see that other guy? He is from Sindibad too. And I had never known where to look when he was on the screen!

I think it´s clear now, isn´t it? I have think for dark-type guys. The bigger the better. At least tanned skin is important too. The more heartili – dreaming happili. 

And my dad was exactly like that. HUGE guy with hands so HUGE I could manage to hold just his pinkie with HUGE smile on his face. Well, for 7 yo is 2 meters high guy like a giant, isn´t he?

But he was the best giant ever.

So let me tell something. If I will be able to marry somebody half as georgeous as my dad… I would be happy ever after! 

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