tortilhaturtle:

Me: Ok, it’s the end of the semester so I need to study and-

Brain: read fanfiction

Me: I have no time

Brain: FANFICTION

Me: Ok I’ll search for a 2k fanfic

Brain: min 50k

Me: ARE YOU INSANE

Brain: ok then min 100k

Brain: If you don’t cry, it doesn’t count

Brain: Angst. Slow burn.

Me: WHY

Me: I hate you

Brain: Read the f–ing thing

Me: ok I’m reading are you happy

Brain: Also, do you remember that fanfic you read 4 years ago and forgot to bookmark? Go search for that one after you’re done with this

Me: *sighs*