appropriately-inappropriate:

beastfeast87:

Fantasy world with dragons but they have southern American accents and farm.

Knight: We have come for your hoard, beast! Give us the gems or perish!

Dragon, wiping his claws on a large dragon-sized kerchief: If all y’all’d’ve been listenin ta me, y’all’d’ve known that all my hoard is dairy cattle an’ none o them sparklies them old generation drakes got in tha old books!

Knight to his rogue: *whispering* what the fuck is he saying

Dragon: “aww bless your heart”

Paladin to Knight: “here’s some aloe for your burn”