melancholicmarionette:

candygarnet:

candygarnet:

my favorite vine is still “yo im a train with a face and im comin your way” “choo choo mothafucka its ya mothafuckin birthday”

here it is

IM WHEEZING

yevonscribbles:

ragingwerewolfdude:

diepjun:

aflyingbrick2:

writtenbycandy:

tiny-septic-box-sam:

robotsandfrippary:

randomslasher:

catchymemes:

Artist @pet_foolery on Instagram

I’m living for this

Please submit this to Netflix.  I need this as a show so bad.

THEY POSTED ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!

Go follow @pet_foolery on Insta seriously their shit is SO good

THEY POSTED A NEW ONE!!!!

Go follow them on instagram 🌼🌼

It keeps getting better

 indeed. :0

*deep inhale* 😂😂😂😂😂

REBLOG AGAIN

lapushwerewolves:

ree-duh:

Me looking pensively out of a window: why did Jacob hate Edward so much I mean he claimed his constant attraction to Bella was because of r*n*sm** and that she wanted him to be there but with that reasoning he should have been equally attracted to Edward considering Edward holds the other half of r*n*sm**s DNA which again should have made Jacob want both Bella and Edward but the only reason he doesn’t is because-

smeyer killed her before she could finish

valkyrielesbian:

No, I won’t “shut the fuck up” about Venom. I don’t care that you’re hiring an “assassin” who will “take me out”. I don’t know what that means. Anyways Venom w

shadowy-dumbo-octopus:

I am INCREDIBLY salty that there are no Venom hoodies with like teeth around the hood so putting it on looks like that scene in the movie where Venom takes over Eddie to fuck that one guy up.