just-shower-thoughts:

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Who the fuck wrote this

meatjacking:

2011 tumblr was a fuckig awful experience

Great Pyramid of Fuck You

Republicans: Felons should NEVER regain the right to vote. Got a felony for pot possession when you were 21? Fuck off. If you can’t follow the law, you don’t get to vote on the law.

Also Republicans: I mean, even if Kavanaugh IS an attempted rapist who drank underage in high school, whatever. It’s not disqualifying even if its true. I still think he should serve a LIFETIME POSITION ON THE SUPREME COURT.

verisimilis:

This is so aesthetically satisfying.

d1rtypaws:

Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!

tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*

Me:

quarkmaster:

Science fiction concept design

zhongfenghua Science fiction concept design

Eart CG

xshayarsha:

From the 1891 edition of Oscar Wilde’s The Picture of Dorian Gray.

when you want to move on with the story but the players have other ideas

thegmsighs:

annettemarnat:

A paraître bientôt !
Fleurus éditions

beyonslayed:

davidalleynes:

irishfino:

davidalleynes:

davidalleynes:

kishimoto: Sasuke is a prodigy ninja

me, who spent the last 300+ chapters reading about Sasuke getting his ass beat concave:

LIST OF PEOPLE WHO BEAT SASUKE’S ASS:

That kid from the first arc with the mask

That dude from the first arc with the huge sword

His brother

Kakashi, I think

Orochimaru

I’m pretty sure Rock Lee beat his ass physically, emotionally, or spiritually at least three times

Naruto

That big tiddy lady from the chunin arc

A math problem

Killer Bee

His brother, again

Gaara

I don’t remember if Neji ever physically fought him but I’m pretty sure Neji used his petty gay shade powers to own Sasuke at least once

Jiraiya I think

Tsunade, definitely

Literally all of the Akatsuki

Himself

18. op of this post

19. Everyone who reblogs this post. RB to kick sasuke’s ass

Killer Bee literally nearly murdered Sasuke