Schlagwort: about the moon

sengawolf:

drferox:

awsogmm:

drferox:

the-ol-homosexual:

Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse?

Yup.

  • One of our professional skills is ‘not being bitten by patients’
  • We actually have a good broad knowledge base for both surgical, medical, and GP things
  • We’re used to improvising equipment because a lot of stuff is just not made for animals
  • Meat safety is part of our training
  • Our cars are often full of equipment, especially in mixed practice
  • We probably weren’t in the human hospital at the initial outbreak

I like how the confidence of this answer implies that we as vets have at some point sat down and discussed why and how we would survive the apocalypse 

You mean you haven’t?

@gneissgranite

a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

colacharm:

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

  1. never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.
  2. find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.
  3. talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore
  4. picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else
  5. if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.

zennistrad:

What “deconstruction” means: When a work examines genre conventions in greater detail, taking common tropes and themes that are usually taken for granted and following them to their logical conclusions, often in a way that’s still entirely unexpected.

What nerds on the internet think “deconstruction” means: I’m going to make this work gratuitously dark and edgy for no real reason and people are somehow going to think it’s deep.