cute date idea

fartgallery:

we go to an aquarium. you point out all the fish you like. i jump in the tank and attempt to fight them to win your affection

why are cool socks not a bigger part of society. why doesn’t everyone have cool socks with designs on them. why do we confine ourselves to white socked hell

wifipasswords:

me at 3 am: i need to get my life together im gonna go out and get a job right now im gonna do homework and go to the gym and do everything that needs to be done

me in the middle of the day: im gonna lie down on the ground and forget all my responsibilities no force on earth can move me from here

sseureki:

i wish every otp had a charles for commentary the way jake and amy do

motherfuckingshakespeare:

penfairy:

“I would eat his heart in the marketplace” is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, I’d like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another woman

It’s on my Shakespeare tattoo shortlist tbh

How I see MadaSaku

originalladyscythe:

(….especially now after Smut Mondays! I have @beyondthemoor to thank for that.)

….

smolpettyartist:

when u havent yelled about your fave character in a certain show/comic in a while but when the topic is brought up u suddenly remember them

anthawise:

:”)

sexygeriatrics:

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

#PAN WITH A PLAN